HE'S JUST BEEN TOO DRUNK TO SEE THE COMPUTER!
IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE STREET PARTIES HE'S BEEN TO CELEBRATING THE FURTHER DEMISE OF SIR DAVID CUBANS HENSHAW .
HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE THE BELLS OF AIGBURTH RANG,
HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE THE REST OF LIVERPOOL ROARED!
Henshaw and the evil cabal: JUNE 27, 2007 - IT'S THE END OF AN ERROR AS THE GREAT MAN FINALLY STEPS DOWN
Sir Diddy's huge cheese plant - appropriately presented to him by an obsequious former colleague - lies forlorn and forgotten in the corner of an empty downstairs room.